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Ken Garff Honda Downtown Blog Dear Boring Conference

Dear Boring Conference, I see you there, speakers lined up ready to talk about the most fascinatingly boring subjects under the sun. I want you to know that you've got a secret admirer: me. People may think that you are a joke, but I know better than that. Your creator had such a stroke of inspiration when he created you after the Interesting Conference was cancelled. Under your boring veneer is a conference that speaks to me and all people who love the mundane. From such humble origins you have become something that hundreds of people enjoy seeing every year. That's the sort of thing that should make you proud.Who else gives me the boringly reliable things I want to hear? Thanks to you, I found out that there are 25 national anthems that have the same ending. You're the reason why I can make pancakes on upturned clothes irons. I now know about the history of the wince-inducing Comic Sans because of your insightful knowledge. So, why do I love you for teaching about such boring topics? It's because I am obsessed with the boring. I am not a risk taker, not an ounce of me wants to live on the edge. Like you, my domain is boring things. Boring things like protection and reliability move me. Who really needs to be extravagant when they can be safe and predictable? I may be a little naive, but I'd like to think our mutual love of boring makes us perfect for each other. Please keep kindling your love of all things boring. I know that I will. This could be the start of something extremely boring.With loving boredom,Ken Garff Honda Downtown

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