Every week as a teacher, Sunday school teacher and youth leader, I come in contact with many different kids and teenagers. I know some of them well. Others I am meeting for the first time. They say some ridiculous things, so I write them down as accurately and timely as possible, then compile the best lines into these (almost) weekly Friday Field Notes. All of the identifying factors of the kids have been removed. Only hilarity remains. Enjoy. I certainly do. - Kindergarten We once read this book called "Grumpy Cat" who was nasty to the nice little kitty who wanted to play with him. As a result, we talk about grumpy cats and angry eyebrows in our class on the regular. Happy Cat came to school with me. She is a fairy cat and makes you happy when Grumpy Cat comes to school. - I have an imaginary friend called Tom the Turd! - Him: Miss Bast, you look pretty today. (Later) Him: Can I play at the blocks? Me: Not right now. Him: But I already told you that you are pretty! - I don't like pickles. Only grapes. - Me: What is money for? Him: It's for the PEOPLE! - ...
